Flathead Valley Montana Police Blotter-"Junk Vehicles"

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 05/24/2018 at 11:03 • Filed to: None

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7:41 a.m. A Kalispell resident flipped someone off for recklessly driving through a school zone.

7:43 a.m. A Kalispell resident set up a meeting with animal control to pick up a stray cat that had been hanging around the resident’s house.

9:01 a.m. A Hungry Horse man reported finding not one but three “junk vehicles” mysteriously parked in his back alley.

9:31 a.m. A Columbia Falls man was upset about a local dog that keeps walking onto his porch and urinating.

10:27 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because his roommate’s dog died and he did not know what to do.

11:11 a.m. Some issues were “escalating” between neighbors in Somers.

12:30 p.m. Two Kila dogs were accused of killing a local resident’s chickens. Following the attack, the dog’s owner said she had purchased new batteries for the animals’ shock collars, but it was not soon enough to save the chickens.

12:47 p.m. A beagle was loose in Kalispell.

1:33 p.m. A Kalispell man caught a “youth” with a vape pen.

2:09 p.m. A Lakeside man was rudely awakened by his stepdad punching him in the face.

2:16 p.m. A Kalispell man was complaining about someone mysteriously moving mailboxes.

2:34 p.m. A man left Missoula with $400 and lost it all in Kalispell. It was unclear how he lost the money or what he was going to do next.

3:22 p.m. A Kalispell man rammed another man’s vehicle.

7:11 p.m. Some drama was unfolding on Facebook.

10:34 p.m. Three belligerent passengers were kicked off Amtrak and their night was only about to get worse because law enforcement requested that a drug dog be brought down to the station to sniff around.

10:48 p.m. Some yelling was heard in Columbia Falls.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:09

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“1:33 p.m. A Kalispell man caught a “youth” with a vape pen”

Matt Nichelson > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:10

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Finally! ;)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 05/24/2018 at 11:10

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I love this.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:12

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2:09 p.m. A Lakeside man was rudely awakened by his stepdad punching him in the face.

lol

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:15

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30 and still living at home I presume.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:19

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I assumed that too. I can picture like a unemployed incel neckbeard napping at 2pm in the afternoon.

To be honest: I picture this guy, who I want to punch: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44213623

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:20

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Yeah, fuck that guy what a douche.

mtdrift > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:23

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So many dogs. So Montana.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > mtdrift 05/24/2018 at 11:37

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Our state moto should be: Guns, trucks, and dogs.

mtdrift > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:43

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Pistolas Camiones y Perros

Dubblewhopper > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:50

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I live in Stillwater County, 44 miles west of Billings. Our weekly papers police blotter is exactly like this. Who needs the comics section when you can just read the blotter report.

lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 11:55

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To my grandfather the absolute worst thing in the world was a chicken killing dog. If he caught it that was the end for the dog. The WWII generation didn’t fuck around when it came to protecting their food supply.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > mtdrift 05/24/2018 at 12:01

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Montana’s dogs pale in comparison to Wyoming’s dogs. I think Wyoming and Alaska are on a par when it comes to dogs and their acceptance everywhere.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 12:03

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I’ve missed these. My first instinct is always to try and draw the entries into one unifying story.

It always comes out sounding like a season of X-files.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/24/2018 at 12:08

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The dude in the link can’t even grow a decent neckbeard...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 05/24/2018 at 12:18

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When I take my dog for a walk my neighbors dog comes with us.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 16:29

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WY is the only place in the contiguous 48 where I’ve seen dogs walk in/out of businesses free-range with absolutely nobody bothered by it. These dogs apparently were just left to be and live as they pleased.

Jackson, WY was the most notable example in my memory, but I’ve seen the same in Cody and a couple other cities in WY.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/24/2018 at 21:49

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Where exactly are you located? Kalispell is only a hop-skip-and a jump away from southern Alberta...

BaconSandwich is tasty. > lone_liberal 05/24/2018 at 21:51

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Living through the dirty thirties will do that to a person.

We’ve been cleaning out my grandparent’s basement. 4 store rooms full of canned goods. We figured we’ve thrown out around 3,000 glass canning jars - most full of moldy canned food. Gotta give credit to my grandma for canning all that, even if she never got to eat it all. She was orphaned by the time she was 13 or so, and survived living off eating stuff like turnips. She was never going to go hungry again!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Chariotoflove 05/24/2018 at 21:52

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Oh man, I can picture it now too! That would be quite an entertaining read - especially like one of the funnier X-Files episodes.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BaconSandwich is tasty. 05/24/2018 at 22:35

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I’m in Whitefish aka south Calgary. 

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/25/2018 at 20:54

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Ah, that explains it. :P